Pass the Puns, Please
Good morning dear internet. It is time, once more, for me to pass along some cheese for you to enjoy with your breakfast. In honor of my four-year old niece's birthday, I have passed along the pun I told her this morning. Enjoy your Sunday groaners!
Why did Tigger get his head stuck in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh.
( I never said I told my niece a good one!)
For those of you with a more sophisticated palate, I present this one for you:
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there any thing you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy."
Hee hee.
Why did Tigger get his head stuck in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh.
( I never said I told my niece a good one!)
For those of you with a more sophisticated palate, I present this one for you:
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there any thing you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy."
Hee hee.
posted by Redneck Mommy at 8:20 a.m.
18 Comments:
Great one! Actually, great TWO! Thanks for sharing.
Here via Michele's. Hi from one SAHM to another! *waves*
Lovely, silly jokes.
Here via Michele.
My Shay enjoyed your Pooh joke.
She ran to get her Knock-Knock joke book. (I hid it, you'll see why. Let's humor her, shall we?)
KNOCK KNOCK!
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch Who?
Sorry, I didn't know you had a cold!
KNOCK KNOCK!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and we'll tell you.
and finally (Dear God help me)
KNOCK KNOCK!
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
LOL I love those jokes :o)
Rainy day here in Charlotte. Perfect weather for punny jokes.
Hahaha... okay, you've won me over to the stupid pun side of the world.
And that dog? Sooooo damn cute it should be illegal. I loooooooove Bostons. I've always wanted one. He's such a little monster I want to eat him up!
Read these out to my partner, who just pooh-poohed them. Oh dear, I never realised cheese could be catching!
teehee hee hee hee!
i love your weekend puns
My husband loves to tell jokes. He always asks me to tell him one and there is only one that I can remember, from waaaaay back when pubic hairs were funny. I can't wait to tell him the Pooh one.
I really liked that Tigger joke and may have to tell it to my granddaughter...don't worry she's 19, but she loves Pooh.
Yep. Groaning.
Appreciatively.
Ooh, I especially love the Pooh one. I'm going to have to share that with my play group. Heh.
I was about to type a defense of poo-humor when your second joke made me actually laugh out loud. So I'm gonna have to go with that one.
Ha! Ha! (Groan) I sometimes like to straddle the fence.
...Cute puppy.
...Nice Blog site.
brilliant.
i read right on down the page and really enjoyed being here! thanks*
Hee hee .. poo(h) jokes are funny! Combine them with a tiger looking down a toilet and there's no reason not to laugh!! :D
I agree your dog is sooo cute. Almost makes me want one ... but I know a deceiving face when I see one. Cute now, pissing on your carpet tomorrow. Good luck to ya! ;)
Har har har!!That reminds me of another oldie-but-a-goodie:
A man visits his doctor, feeling dreadful. The doctor talks with the man, examines him, and stridently pronounces, "You have acute appendicitis. You need surgery immediately."
The man is distressed, and challeges the doctor - "I want a second opinion!".
The doctor shrugs. "OK," he replies, "You have the flu"
And from my own blog, where I posted it because I am SO witty and clever:
My hubby said he wanted to hang sheets on the line so they'd smell nice. I told him my sheet doesn't stink.
I guess you had to be there...
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