Pass the Puns, Please
Why did Tigger get his head stuck in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh.
( I never said I told my niece a good one!)
For those of you with a more sophisticated palate, I present this one for you:
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there any thing you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy."