Sunday, May 21, 2006

Pass the Puns, Please

Good morning dear internet. On the menu this morning is french toast, Brazilian coffee (beans actually grown and bought in Brazil!!) and a hefty dose of relaxation. So while I sip my freshly roasted brew, I offer you this ditty. Forewarned, this is a classic! Enjoy!

One day two carrots were walking down the street. They were the best of friends. Just as they started to step off the curb a car came speeding around the corner and ran one of them over.

The unhurt carrot called an ambulance and helped his friend as best he could. He was taken to emergecy at the hospital, and rushed away.

After many hours of agonized waiting, the doctor came out. He walked over to the distraught carrot and said "I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through."

"The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life".

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist!

13 Comments:

Blogger Mike said...

All I can say is that was very "punny"!!!

Here from Michele

10:32 AM  
Anonymous Nikki-ann said...

Good one :D

Here from Michele's. I hope you've had a good weekend :)

10:49 AM  
Blogger kimmyk said...

That was horrible!

I can't wait to tell my kids!

Thanks!

11:43 AM  
Blogger Thumper said...

If I groan any harder, I'm going to pull something... LOL

12:09 PM  
Blogger My float said...

These are so bad I just can't stop myself from coming back every time!! Must run away and share the pain!

3:25 PM  
Blogger jellyhead said...

Fantastic!! I hadn't heard it before, either!

Hope your Sunday continues to be relaxing and happy :)

3:34 PM  
Blogger Mom101 said...

I'm not afraid to admit that I always look forward to your pun posts.

10:14 PM  
Blogger It's okay, Sweetie said...

You should take your act on the road!

PS The word verification to leave a comment for you today is NINE, count them, NINE letters long. My eyes are bleeding, Redneck Mommy!!!!!

9:23 AM  
Blogger Surfing Free said...

Hee hee .. I must be waaay behind on my jokes because that actually made me laugh!
Something about a carrot in a joke that makes me giggle. Thanks :0)

7:10 PM  
Blogger mackeydoodle said...

groan......thanks for the chuckle:)

10:37 PM  
Blogger Suburban Turmoil said...

Heh heh.

8:01 AM  
Blogger Abandoned in Pasadena said...

That was the first time I heard this joke....
hehehe...very funny.
I'm going to send it to a friend.

7:48 PM  
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