Pass the Puns, Please
Why write when I can pun? So off I went, thinking up and searching for some real stinkers. Because anyone can pun cleverly, but it takes a real connoisseur to pull of a groaner. And so began my punny Sundays.
Of course, there are critics. Not everybody loves a stinker. Not everybody has acquired a taste for le fromage.
Too damn bad. It's my blog and I've got me a love of smelly cheese.
But for those of you who desire a sophisticated pun, I found one. No, I can't take credit for it, but I can whole heartedly appreciate it.
So without any further ado, enjoy!
In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena.
She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with ......
Alright, perhaps sophisticated isn't the most accurate word, but it was a real stinker, right?