Warning: This Post is Not Pretty
I learned something new last night.
I've decided to impart this new wisdom to you, dear internet, in the hopes that you will take this knowledge and use it for personal growth and well, if nothing else, just a bit of trivia to carry about inside your head.
Imagine this, if you will: Sleeping in the buff, with a little dog on top of the covers, right next to you.
Naked boobs with rings dangling from the ends of said boobs. Puppy toenails in dire need of a trim.
Puppy nails catching on dangling hoops. Puppy excited and trying to extricate himself from a web of metal.
Instant wake up call.
Can we say "Ouch?"
Lesson learned. Please be advised.