Pass the Puns, Please
I'll give him good jello.
Scratch that, dear internet. I'll just kick him in the ass. I like that plan better.
But since I'm at home, polishing my ass-kicking boots, I thought I'd throw out some cheese. And then I thought of my daughter, Fric, and her attempt at cheering up her daddy.
She, like me, believes a little cheese can go a long way. So, courtesy of my ten year old, enjoy!
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
I tell you dear internet, I just about burst with pride. It's good to know I've raised her right.