Pass the Puns, Please
Because what could be more festive than going commando in a sub-arctic climate?
(And yes, it really happened. And yes, I was indeed wearing undies. Not that I told him. Pervert.)
Christmas season is a time for festive cheer. It's a time when you can sit by a warm fireplace with a good buddy, crack jokes and stir your coffee with candy canes. (Thanks Piano Man.) It's a time you can go to your best friend's house and eat all of her lovingly baked Christmas goodies. (Hint, hint, Roxylynn.) And it is the time of year I can spread my festive cheese with all my bloggy buddies. (Well, I'd spread the cheese regardless, but this way, I feel good about it!)
So, in keeping with my Sunday tradition, (you know, the one where I post a pun instead of actually having to think up a real post,) I present to you my Christmas
So enjoy. Go forth and be merry.
One Christmas, Dan and Stan built a skating rink in the middle of a pasture.
A shepherd leading his flock decided to take a shortcut across the rink. The sheep, however, were afraid of the ice and wouldn't cross it. Desperate, the shepherd began tugging them to the other side.
"Look at that," remarked Dan to Stan. "That guy is trying to pull the wool over our ice!"
This one is dedicated to my good buddy, Kimmy K. Because she is such a classy and clever gal. Cheers!
What do you get when you cross a pickle and a reindeer?