Sunday, December 17, 2006

Pass the Puns, Please

With the Christmas season upon us, it is a time for merriment. Office parties, community-league gatherings and get-togethers at friends and relatives homes. It is the time of year when you can imbibe in some spiked eggnog, or a lovely merlot and feel good about grabbing that cute guy's bottom. It's the season for normally shy and awkward dudes to feel brazen and bold enough to approach that pretty lady across the room and ask if they are wearing any underwear.

Because what could be more festive than going commando in a sub-arctic climate?

(And yes, it really happened. And yes, I was indeed wearing undies. Not that I told him. Pervert.)

Christmas season is a time for festive cheer. It's a time when you can sit by a warm fireplace with a good buddy, crack jokes and stir your coffee with candy canes. (Thanks Piano Man.) It's a time you can go to your best friend's house and eat all of her lovingly baked Christmas goodies. (Hint, hint, Roxylynn.) And it is the time of year I can spread my festive cheese with all my bloggy buddies. (Well, I'd spread the cheese regardless, but this way, I feel good about it!)

So, in keeping with my Sunday tradition, (you know, the one where I post a pun instead of actually having to think up a real post,) I present to you my Christmas cheese cheer. And because I believe in quantity vs. quality at Christmas, you get a two-for-one.

So enjoy. Go forth and be merry.

One Christmas, Dan and Stan built a skating rink in the middle of a pasture.

A shepherd leading his flock decided to take a shortcut across the rink. The sheep, however, were afraid of the ice and wouldn't cross it. Desperate, the shepherd began tugging them to the other side.

"Look at that," remarked Dan to Stan. "That guy is trying to pull the wool over our ice!"

This one is dedicated to my good buddy, Kimmy K. Because she is such a classy and clever gal. Cheers!

What do you get when you cross a pickle and a reindeer?


Blogger Ben & Bennie said...

Thank God I wasn't drinking anything when I read the deer thing. I hate hot coffee in my nostrils.

10:24 a.m.  
Blogger Old MD Girl said...


I am speechless.

1:06 p.m.  
Blogger kimmyk said...

HA! These were good ones.

I'll never look at another pickle the same.

3:06 p.m.  
Blogger Junebugg said...

And a cheese happy holidays to you too. I needed the giggle, thanks

3:44 p.m.  
Blogger Mrs. Chicky said...

Oh dear, I don't know if it's the Christmas spirit, or the spirit otherwise known as Pinot Noir, but the Dill Doe joke made me laugh out loud. I'm thinking it's the wine.

7:49 p.m.  
Blogger dennis said...

That might be the one dill doe the wife.imp won't look at with absolute disgust...

then again....

7:10 a.m.  
Blogger toyfoto said...

I love you. In a semi-creepy, pun-loving kind of way.

9:42 a.m.  
Blogger Maladjusted said...

OK, coming out of lurk mode on this one. Your jokes are about the funniest things I've ever read. Dill doe! Bwahahaha!

1:54 p.m.  
Blogger Abandoned in Pasadena said...

HA,HA,HA,HA...Love the reindeer pun.

5:06 p.m.  

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