Pass the Puns, Please
Good morning blogosphere. After my hair-raising week, (sorry Lance, I couldn't resist) I believe a real groaner is needed. With out any further ado, enjoy!
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible!!!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replied, "You just happened to catch my eye."
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible!!!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replied, "You just happened to catch my eye."
posted by Redneck Mommy at 9:51 a.m.
14 Comments:
Yuk yuk yuk! you are indeed a woman after my own Borscht Belt Comedy heart.
Just thought I should tell you ... I copy and forward these every week to one of the science teachers at my school who is a total pun-a-holic. He appreciates the material. :-) I hope you don't mind ..
Oh NO! This is awful; one of your most powerfully bad puns thus far! I'm impressed!
GROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAN
I was hoping teh punchline was more like - she was actually a MAN!
HAHAHAHAHA
they have a wonderful wonderful time, is this the abbridged version??? please give us more befor eyou KILL us with the corny punch line!!!
My niece has a glass lense (like half an eye) When she was a baby she used to pop it out and out it in her mouth. "Stop eating your eyeball!"
boom tish. very funny.
I love it. Something to keep in mind the next time I find a glass eye at a restaurant!
Oh, nnoooooooooooooooooooooo!
Groan times 50.
Michele sent me.
I'll go now.
My husband will love that one. I can't wait to tell him!
That was an eye opener.....thanks for kick-starting my week.
Uh, I guess I should have continued to read to figure out which brother in law. I even hesitated then thought no, she only has one! Duh. I've got a pretty good idea that he's not pretty now (since he never was!)
tee, hee! :)
haha...
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