Easter morning has arrived. For my family this means putting your shoes on and squishing the egg you forgot you shoved in there; turning on the dryer only to later discover melted chocolate all over everything along with bits of foil and of course, funky colored hands from dipping the egg into the dye, dropping it and having to fish it out with your fingers. And let's not forget for the next few weeks, finding and picking up that damned Easter grass from the baskets. Ahh, Easter, how I love it!
As it is a holiday, consider this your easter treat from your friendly, neighborhood Redneck mommy. A groaner for you, with a side of cheese...
The family of tomatoes
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"
Happy Easter everyone!