Sunday, April 16, 2006

Pass the Puns, Please

Easter morning has arrived. For my family this means putting your shoes on and squishing the egg you forgot you shoved in there; turning on the dryer only to later discover melted chocolate all over everything along with bits of foil and of course, funky colored hands from dipping the egg into the dye, dropping it and having to fish it out with your fingers. And let's not forget for the next few weeks, finding and picking up that damned Easter grass from the baskets. Ahh, Easter, how I love it!

As it is a holiday, consider this your easter treat from your friendly, neighborhood Redneck mommy. A groaner for you, with a side of cheese...

The family of tomatoes
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"

Happy Easter everyone!

13 Comments:

Blogger kenju said...

Awwww, poor baby tomato! Michele sent me.

11:25 AM  
Blogger Fidget said...

wah wah wah waaaaaaahhhhh

Happy easter!

12:06 PM  
Blogger srp said...

All together now.... GROAN.
Have a good Easter, not too much melted chocolate in that dryer I hope.
Here from Michele.

1:40 PM  
Blogger It's okay, Sweetie said...

We receive more candy this day than on Halloween. I can't stop eating peeps.

What am I to do with all these baskets????

2:11 PM  
Blogger Begered said...

Cute comic. Hope today your shoes are egg free and your hairdryer chocolate free! Here from Michele's...Happy Easter!

2:26 PM  
Blogger craziequeen said...

That's awful........but it still made me laugh.

Hope you and the redneck family had a nice day :-)

cq

3:01 PM  
Blogger curious servant said...

Happy Easter.

8:02 PM  
Blogger Canadian Dude said...

Thanks for the groaner. That was a great closer to a wonderful holiday weekend.

8:47 PM  
Blogger Dawn said...

Oh, I hate the grass....that is the worst part about easter.

Michele sent me

9:16 PM  
Blogger jennypenny said...

Lol. I wish I got to have an egg hunt :( It's just not the same when it's all there for you in your easter basket. Yes i know i am 26 and I still feel i deserve an egg hunt. Haha sad i know.

9:25 PM  
Blogger David said...

how was easter dinner? do tell

10:10 PM  
Blogger Abandoned in Pasadena said...

Poor baby tomato.

3:56 AM  
Blogger Chico said...

That's from Pulp Fiction.

7:14 PM  

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