Monday, May 29, 2006

Scratching an Itch

Meet Nixon, the amazing flying pooch. Please note my wondrous lack of technical ability to connect my camera to the computer and retrieve my pics. (My darling hubs refuses to help. He believes the best way for me to learn is to muck it up trying, and he also insists on calling me lazy. He may be partially right.) But I am proficient and somewhat of a wizard using PhotoBooth. Don't you think?

Nixon is my wonder dog. He has only pooped on the floor twice, peed once and puked just a little. In forty-eight hours. He has discovered a taste for my sheep skin slippers and my camera case. He humps anything that is stationary. Or as my daughter says, he is scratching his itchy belly. I don't want to tell her that my puppy is raping her favorite teddy bear.

But aside from his perverted tendencies, his pooping delights and the odd whizzing, I owe this pooch a debt of gratitude. For yesterday was my dear sister's baby shower. Shudder. And if it wasn't for the amazing humping prowess of my pup, the shower might have fallen flat. Only four of my sister's invited friends showed up. It was a good thing I padded the numbers with my best friends and my daughter. Nixon provided endless entertainment and amusement as he itched his little belly all over the place. And in the end, a good time was had by all. (Well, a good time was had by me, due to the booze in my coffee.)

Here's to you, Nixon. You have humped your way into my heart with your itchy belly.

10 Comments:

Anonymous Jenny said...

He's SOOOOO cute! More Nixon pics!

9:46 AM  
Blogger L-Girl said...

Simply adorable!! Ya done good with that one!!

10:25 AM  
Anonymous Xangelle said...

He is way too cute!

10:30 AM  
Blogger B.E.C.K. said...

There's nothing like a horny dog to liven up a party. ;^)

1:21 PM  
Blogger jellyhead said...

That is one gorgeous puppy!!

3:28 PM  
Blogger My float said...

Oh, a cute little thing!

Glad he was there for the baby shower, though! Sounds like you found the perfect entertainment.

3:46 PM  
Anonymous Grins said...

My dogs are constantly humping one another. They don't even bother making sure they'd hit the right area. A head, a side...anything will do. They're rather itchy...yeah itchy thats it.

4:16 PM  
Blogger Abandoned in Pasadena said...

Nixon is so cute...and glad the baby shower was a hit.

7:05 PM  
Anonymous Great Dane Addict said...

FYI - for those with humping dogs...it's a dominance thing, it's not sexual.

And Nixon is waaaay cute!

10:03 PM  
Blogger OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Nixon is adorable! Soooo cute! I'm glad he "made" the party! How big will he get? So happy you have this darling doggie to brighten up things like showers!

1:33 AM  

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