Pass the Puns, Please
So it is with great flourish and trumpeting that I present to you, dear internet, this piece of cheese. It is rank with odour, leaves a strong after taste, but works really well with a nice Cabernet. Enjoy!
The zoo keeper in charge of the sea mammals was trying to train an otter to walk backwards. He was not having any success. He asked a coworker to see if she could do any better.
Lo and behold, a few days later, the otter was walking backwards.
Amazed, he asked his coworker, "How did you do that?"
"Simple," she said, "You put one foot in front of the otter."