Pass the Puns, Please
But I feel as though I have to give you all something. A thank you token for your good deed. Which brings me to my cheese.
I looked hard for the right fromage but sadly, all I found were groaners.
But groaners are good. Especially since this is the only type of groaning I'm gonna be doing until the hubs gets home! Wink, wink!
So, grab your morning java, or your Captain Crunch and enjoy the cheese.
It's on me.
An elephant and a crocodile were swimming in the Amazon, when the elephant spots a turtle sunning himself on a rock.
The elephant walks over to the turtle, picks him up in his trunk and hurls him far into the jungle.
"What did you do that for?" asks the crocodile.
The elephant answers, "That turtle was the one that bit me almost fifty years ago."
The crocodile says, "And you remembered him after all these years? Boy, you sure do have a good memory."
"Yep," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."